There's no quick fix to $1 000 000 you idiot. Stop clicking on these ridiculous internet ads that promise you this.
After some deep research it became apparent that the meaning behind "humpday" was simply this... it's the hump in the middle of the week. The halfway mark signifying your success in moving halfway to Friday and the weekend.
But just a heads up, don't let humpday lure you into the employee mindset of "getting through the week". Instead take each week as an opportunity to kick some ass.